Information Security Best Practices Are Stupid And I Hate Them

Information Security Best Practices Are Stupid And I Hate Them

Stacie Rosenzweig
APRL, Best Practices, The Author In Extremis

Last week, I traveled to Toronto, and attended the 2025 Association of Professional  Responsibility Lawyers annual meeting. As always, I enjoyed hanging with my nerd friends and learning a lot. I completed my Board service after two terms.

Because international travel is a little ~interesting~ these days, I traveled with an inexpensive pay-as-you-go cell phone and an iPad instead of my usual phone and laptop. The goal here was to cross the border with no locally stored client data and, in fact, as little data as possible. Border agents have far broader leeway to search devices than other law enforcement officers; although statistics show detailed searches are exceedingly rare at United States ports of entry, I did not want to take the chance.  

That’s What Friends [May Not Be] For

That’s What Friends [May Not Be] For

Stacie Rosenzweig
Best Practices, FAQ

Last week, I co-presented a session at the “Life Is a Highway: Handling Traffic Cases”* seminar at the State Bar of Wisconsin, with my friend Emily Bell. Our session was about dabbling—when you want to work on matters not in your normal areas of expertise, and sometimes without the preparation and training you need.

One of the topics we discussed is that “no good deed goes unpunished” thing when your friends know you’re a lawyer—they want you to handle their legal matters.

But can you?

Unconquered Suns and Orders to Show Cause

Unconquered Suns and Orders to Show Cause

Stacie Rosenzweig
Lawyers Behaving Badly, National

I like to think I’m up on current events. Prior to today, I was aware that members of the Proud Boys, who were convicted of various offenses stemming from the January 6, 2021 insurrection but later pardoned or had their sentences commuted by the current president, had sued the United States for $100 million. The case is venued in the Middle District of Florida.

But prior to today, I was unaware that (a) there was a lawyer named Augustus Sol Invictus involved in that case, and (b) there was a lawyer named Augustus Sol Invictus* at all.

Lawyering in a Time of Lawlessness (And Also Probably Cholera)

Lawyering in a Time of Lawlessness (And Also Probably Cholera)

Stacie Rosenzweig
APRL, Everything on Fire, National, Personal

Since I last wrote about this subject, my nerd association put out a statement condemning the current administration’s attack on lawyers., in response to executive orders purporting to revoke security clearances and restrict lawyers’ ability to practice, against Covington & Burling, but Perkins Coie. After the APRL statement, the administration issued a similar order against Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison LLP (Paul, Weiss).  

Today, however, the administration announced that Paul, Weiss has capitulated to its demands.

Setting The Rule Of Law On Fire, Just To Watch It Burn

Setting The Rule Of Law On Fire, Just To Watch It Burn

Stacie Rosenzweig
Everything on Fire

So I’ve added a tag to my blog, “Everything on Fire.” It may be partially self-explanatory, but I am adding it to blog entries that discuss the contempt for the rule of law held by the current federal administration, among others. I’ve gone back and tagged a few prior entries as well. I am not sure these entries will always have a specific legal ethics bent (they will, at least, touch on lawyers and law practice), but the rule of law is important and this is my blog and at least in this virtual space, I can do what I want.

Today’s entry concerns the president doing what he wants, except instead of his blog, it’s the whole country, and he’s doing a lot of things he’s not supposed to be doing. This month, he has taking retributive action against his perceived rivals, including lawyers who have sparred with him and his administration (current and past).A couple of weeks ago, he at least purported to revoke the security clearances of lawyers Mark Zaid and Norm Eisen, without any real justification or due process.

Dead Men Neither Wear Plaid Nor Render Opinions To A Reasonable Degree of Professional Certainty

Dead Men Neither Wear Plaid Nor Render Opinions To A Reasonable Degree of Professional Certainty

Stacie Rosenzweig
Lawyers Behaving Badly, Quick Hits

Taking a break from everything being on fire to report this quick hit (h/t several people on BlueSky): every judge interprets the Daubert standard (or whatever standard applies in their state) a little different, but I assure you that a qualification for anyone to testify as an expert witness on any subject is that they must be alive.

Bondi Blues

Bondi Blues

Stacie Rosenzweig
Rules, Current Events, National, Everything on Fire

Earlier this week, and mostly along party lines, the Senate confirmed Pam Bondi to serve as the United State Attorney General.

You will note that this job is not called “Attorney General of the President,” and at least for now, the Department of Justice’s website includes this definition:

The Judiciary Act of 1789 created the Office of the Attorney General which evolved over the years into the head of the Department of Justice and chief law enforcement officer of the Federal Government. The Attorney General represents the United States in legal matters generally and gives advice and opinions to the President and to the heads of the executive departments of the Government when so requested. In matters of exceptional gravity or importance the Attorney General appears in person before the Supreme Court. Since the 1870 Act that established the Department of Justice as an executive department of the government of the United States, the Attorney General has guided the world's largest law office and the central agency for enforcement of federal laws.

Shortly after she was confirmed, Bondi issued a memo in which she seems to have announced that the Department of Justice is actually there to represent the President and his interests.

Are They Buying What You're Selling?

Are They Buying What You're Selling?

Stacie Rosenzweig
Best Practices

The gist of the ad I viewed is that family law attorneys should be relying on “non-attorney salespeople” to close high-net-worth divorce cases, presumably so the attorneys could work on their cases and make more money.  As I do not wish to book a call to find out if this two-day seminar (which costs an amount of money not disclosed in the ad or on the advertiser’s website, and would require out-of-state travel) is right for me, there seems to be no good way for me to find out exactly what they’re teaching about the use and supervision of such salespeople, but hey, it prompted this blog entry.

Daddy Sang Bass, Mama Sang Ethics

Daddy Sang Bass, Mama Sang Ethics

Stacie Rosenzweig
Quick Hits

If any of you are in need of 2.5-3 on-demand ethics CLE hours (depending on how your state counts time), or are curious about what happens when people who are not me* try to make ethics CLE fun, Cleveland-based Squire Patton Boggs has created a free long-form ethics CLE musical. (Hey, I run a legal ethics snark blog, I’m not judging.)

When Bad News Can't Wait

When Bad News Can't Wait

Stacie Rosenzweig

I’ve spent the last day-plus at another engaging Association of Professional Responsibility Lawyers (APRL) conference, and just like last year at this same conference, and just like when I was on vacation last year, I got some big news from the courts.   

Georgia On My Mind

Georgia On My Mind

Stacie Rosenzweig

Hi, everyone. At long last, some original (if not exactly breaking) content. But I’ve gotten enough questions to pivot from my other busyness and try to answer (even though the answer keeps changing as I write this)—what the hell is going on in Atlanta?

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